Wednesday, May 8, 2013

The Fantastic Five

Today is Wednesday. How do I know that? Truly the only reason is because I know it's time to join special guest host Grace for the weekly Five Favorites! Yes, I ought to know just for sanity's sake but you take what you can get.....

1. Caffeine 

I wish

Welcome to the reason I am currently semi-functional these days! It seems that at some point in the last week kiddo decided that sleeping is for the weak and by golly, he is out to prove how strong he is! I feel like I'm playing some bizarre game of roulette every time I lay him down for sleep. Will I get 18 minutes or 4 hours? Will he let me sleep at night? Cook dinner? Do laundry? Last night didn't see us get more than a 2 1/2 hr stretch of sleep and that was after a day where he napped for a grand total of less than 1 hr. Also, today he got his 2 month vaccinations. Let's just say I need a bigger coffee maker....


2. Fisher Price Ocean Wonders Cradle 'n Swing

"Second Husband"




My amazing SIL let us borrow their swing a little over a week ago and it has basically transformed life for our little family! Thanks to this blessed machine I have been able to do things (actual things!) while the baby is awake! It has even been known to keep Leo happy long enough for Ben and me to eat dinner together. That's right - TOGETHER!

3. Floor Gym

Leo's cuteness would shame this baby into hiding

'Tis the season for garage sales and my wonderful MIL found a barely-used play gym for Leo and he has been loving it! And what kiddo loves, I love! The little sun at the top of the gym lights up and Leo breaks into a huge smile and coos whenever it does. The gym has also helped us see his development more clearly over the past few weeks. When we first got it he didn't respond that much but each week he seems more and more interested and plays with the toys. Yesterday he discovered the mirror and that was beyond adorable. 


4. McCormick Grill Mates Marinades
McCormick : More trustworthy than the average person!

I recently discovered McCormick Grill Mates marinades. I don't know how I missed them before but the important thing is that now they're in my life. So last time I went grocery shopping I picked up the "Brown Sugar Bourbon" and "Carolina Country" marinades. Absolutely delicious! All I needed to do was add oil, apple cider vinegar, and water and let the chicken (you can use poultry, meat, or seafood) marinade for 15 minutes and then bake. Technically they are meant for grilling/broiling but I used both for baked chicken and both meals were fantastic. 

5. Exercise Plans for the Underachiever

Nothing like lesbian vampires to inspire the fitness freak in you!

Everybody knows that after having a baby it takes work to get back into shape. Well, I didn't. I mean, I did until after I gave birth. In the first two weeks after kiddo's arrival I lost weight so quickly that I was back into my pre-baby clothes and still losing. I actually had to call my doctor and get ideas for how to eat enough calories and not lose any more weight! While I genuinely experienced a certain level of panic in those two weeks there was also a part of me that was pretty psyched by my dilemma. I got a little arrogant about it and basically indulged more than I did during the pregnancy. Pride goes before a fall, as they say. As it turns out the first two weeks were just a bit of a fluke - I'm nothing special and the calories caught up to me the same way they catch up to pretty much everyone. Being the absolute and utter wuss that I am, the whole diet and exercise thing hasn't been going so hot. I would die if somebody tried to make me do half of the workouts they have those people do in The Biggest Loser. I need something a little bit smaller, a little bit more lowkey. Well I found it! It's the "Starter's Exercise Plan". It doesn't get much wussier than this, folks, and thank God! It is basically the only exercise plan I could tackle right now and stay faithful to (so far, so good). I have made it up to Day 15 and am still going strong (or less-weak-ish). Here is the link to the actual workouts, which do eventually become more intense. 

Now, time for more coffee!!!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Five Favorites (Vol. 1)

Welcome to another attempt at my return to blogging! Today I am joining Hallie et al for Five Favorites - make sure you click the link and enjoy the positivity!


1. Naptime

Please note the Winnie-the-Pooh blanket that I am forcing my poor baby to bond with

Naptime is always a complete hit or miss with Leo. Some days he sleeps like an absolute champ and I don't even know what to do with all the time that I have on my hands! Well, ok, I know what to do with the time on my hands but choose to ignore it and lounge around the apartment indulging in sheer laziness. It is superb. Yesterday was a "I Will Only Nap in Mommy's Arms" kind of day. Today is a "I Will Nap Long Enough for Mommy to Go to Kohl's, Return, Drink Coffee, and Blog" kind of day. 

2. Kohl's

....should read "expect moderately good things"

I never get good deals at Kohl's. Maybe I'm the wrong size or just too picky but there it is. This is a different story for baby clothing, however, and thanks to a few gift cards I was able to pick up some last minute clothing for kiddo before our epic trip to Virginia! 

3. House Hunting

What is this, a house for ants?!?!

I don't know if this is actually a "favorite" thing. Perhaps "necessary evil" would be a better label. Either way, tomorrow afternoon we are going to be packing up and hitting the road to go house hunting in Virginia. The trip will be divided into two portions (because we are not entirely insane) and will include a night with my family on the way there and and on our way back. This will be my first time really seeing Front Royal and the Shenandoah Valley so I am looking forward to it and getting a chance to see (hopefully) what our future home will look like. The hours in the car..... not so much.


4. Disposable Diapers

About what we go through on a daily basis. Give or a take.
I am so grateful for disposable diapers! I have heard all of the wonderful arguments for cloth diapers and know people who do it, but with the blow-outs that this child has been having lately there is something wonderfully cathartic about throwing those things into the trash! That being said, I find myself wondering if we are just buying the wrong brand. Is there a brand out there that can withstand epic poops? I mean, actually contain them? If there is please leave a comment below to let me know what it is and where I can buy it!

5. Leo's Smiles

"Mommy thinks she's going to sleep tonight"
Sadly this is the only photo I personally have of Leo smiling and it is a little outdated. Kiddo has now reached the point where he smiles while awake and, what is way better, in response to Ben and me! I don't know if there is anything better than when your own child smiles at you. The worst night or day imaginable can be transformed in a millisecond by those smiles and I cherish each and every one of them!


~ Happy Wednesday ~

Sunday, April 7, 2013

What I Wore Sunday (Vol. 9)

At last, a Sunday in which I can join all the wonderful peeps over at Fine Linen and Purple for What I Wore Sunday! The past several weeks have been filled with a sort of despair regarding post partum outfits, particularly with regards to Church-wear. Thanks to my incredible, amazing, self-sacrificing husband I was able to run out yesterday and buy a few items that managed to be both nursing friendly and appropriate for mass! Kiddo had a rough go of things before we left for mass but by the time we packed him into the carseat he was fast asleep and remained so until we returned - it was glorious!

Without any further ado.....

Multi-Use Pants : Good for mass or parachuting!

The Mighty Adventurer

Details....

Pants : Gap (I'm between sizes so I had to go with the larger one and since I am incapable of sewing or mending and such things I have to accept the fact that I am awash in a flood of fabric. It's a shame that it doesn't have a slimming effects but rather results in the opposite. Stupid disproportionate body)

Shirt : Target

Sweater : Target

Shoes : Target 

Earrings : Target (just kidding - they're from Amazon. yes, I realize now that this was not funny)

~ Happy Divine Mercy Sunday ~